Design by Jonn Galea
Porn - the Musical
When young Stefan’s happy existence on the island of Malta is shattered by his fiancée’s shocking revelation, he goes off to America in search of a new life. What he finds is an exciting group of friends in an industry that takes some getting used to. Unless their latest movie turns out to be highly profitable, the studio will be shut down and so they all embark on a desperate musical adventure that has all the wide-eyed wonder of a Disney movie – but not for kids. Definitely not for kids.
First produced in 2009, this musical has since been staged a number of times; including runs at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2009, London's Theatre503 in 2010, and Valletta's Pjazza Teatru Rjal in 2014. In 2011, Porn - the Musical won the award for Best New Musical at the Off-West End Theatre Awards.
Duration: 110 mins
Cast: 2F, 4M, 1F/M
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"This new musical showing for the first time in London has all the right ingredients for a hit."
The Stage
Clips from some of Porn - the Musical's past productions.
"You'll laugh your rocks off"
Time Out London (Critics' Choice)
Track List
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Everyone in Malta is Related / So Young and Yet So Slutty
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America / On the Streets of New York
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Sanddy (with a Double D)
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Welcome to the World of Porn
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I got a PhD
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Naked on a Sunday
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Many ways to do it
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America (Reprise)
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The Kind of Girl I am
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This can't be good
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Do as I say
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Where is Malta?
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Words like Porn (Reprise)
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I like him anyway
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Plight of the Miscellaneous Man
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The Song where Everyone Bitches
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The Last Shot
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The Kind of Man I am (Reprise)
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You can go home now
"The fusion of seedy smut and puckish comedy is divinely inspired."
The Spectator
Photos by Alexandra Pace, Ray Galea, Robert Workman & Nicolai Kornum
Poster designs by Jonn Galea
Porn - the Musical was first produced by Indiskarf on the 6th - 22nd March 2009 at the MITP, Valletta.
"Thoroughly entertained its audience from foreplay to the final money shot."
Whatsonstage
Book & Lyrics - Malcolm Galea
Music & Lyrics - Kris Spiteri & Boris Cezek
2009 Production
Director - Malcolm Galea
Musical Director - Kris Spiteri
Original Cast
Stefan - Max Dingli
Sanddy - Suzanne Wadge
Martin Scoresleazy - Louis Andrew Cassar
Dr Johnny Long - David Ellul
Miscellaneous Man - Toni Attard
Jade - Trinity Fava
Narrator - Malcolm Galea
Original Band
Guitar - Kevin Vella
Bass - Eric Wadge
Keys - Conrad Briffa & Jonathan Spiteri
Drums - Alex Debono
Backing Vocals - Philipa Farrugia Randon, Denise Azzopardi, Justin Galea