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Porn - the Musical

When young Stefan’s happy existence on the island of Malta is shattered by his fiancée’s shocking revelation, he goes off to America in search of a new life. What he finds is an exciting group of friends in an industry that takes some getting used to. Unless their latest movie turns out to be highly profitable, the studio will be shut down and so they all embark on a desperate musical adventure that has all the wide-eyed wonder of a Disney movie – but not for kids.  Definitely not for kids.

First produced in 2009,​ this musical has since been staged a number of times; including runs at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2009, London's Theatre503 in 2010, and Valletta's Pjazza Teatru Rjal in 2014. In 2011, Porn - the Musical won the award for Best New Musical at the Off-West End Theatre Awards.

Duration: 110 mins

Cast: 2F, 4M, 1F/M

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"This new musical showing for the first time in London has all the right ingredients for a hit."

The Stage

Clips from some of Porn - the Musical's past productions.

"You'll laugh your rocks off"

Time Out London (Critics' Choice)

1. Everyone in Malta is RelatedBoris Cezek, Kris Spiteri & Malcolm Galea
00:00 / 05:39
2. AmericaKris Spiteri & Malcolm Galea
00:00 / 04:03
6. Naked on a SundayBoris Cezek & Malcolm Galea
00:00 / 04:15
10. This can't be GoodKris Spiteri & Malcolm Galea
00:00 / 05:22
18. The Kind of Man I am (Reprise)Boris Cezek, Kris Spiteri & Malcolm Galea
00:00 / 03:54

 

Track List

  1. Everyone in Malta is Related / So Young and Yet So Slutty

  2. America / On the Streets of New York

  3. Sanddy (with a Double D)

  4. Welcome to the World of Porn

  5. I got a PhD

  6. Naked on a Sunday

  7. Many ways to do it

  8. America (Reprise)

  9. The Kind of Girl I am

  10. This can't be good

  11. Do as I say

  12. Where is Malta?

  13. Words like Porn (Reprise)

  14. I like him anyway

  15. Plight of the Miscellaneous Man

  16. The Song where Everyone Bitches

  17. The Last Shot

  18. The Kind of Man I am (Reprise)

  19. You can go home now

"The fusion of seedy smut and puckish comedy is divinely inspired."

The Spectator

Photos by  Alexandra Pace, Ray Galea, Robert Workman & Nicolai Kornum
Poster designs by Jonn Galea

Porn - the Musical was first produced by Indiskarf on the 6th - 22nd March 2009 at the MITP, Valletta.

"Thoroughly entertained its audience from foreplay to the final money shot."

Whatsonstage

 

Book & Lyrics - Malcolm Galea

Music & Lyrics - Kris Spiteri & Boris Cezek

2009 Production

Director - Malcolm Galea

Musical Director - Kris Spiteri

Original Cast

Stefan - Max Dingli

Sanddy - Suzanne Wadge

Martin Scoresleazy - Louis Andrew Cassar

Dr Johnny Long - David Ellul

Miscellaneous Man - Toni Attard

Jade - Trinity Fava

Narrator - Malcolm Galea

 

Original Band

Guitar - Kevin Vella

Bass - Eric Wadge

Keys - Conrad Briffa & Jonathan Spiteri

Drums - Alex Debono

Backing Vocals - Philipa Farrugia Randon, Denise Azzopardi, Justin Galea

 Design by Jonn Galea 

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